CLASSIFIED
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007
The name is Nierhoff. Brandon Nierhoff.
Mission Dossier — Active Operations
01
UncorkValue
Intelligence operation targeting underpriced wine assets. Cross-referencing critic assessments with retail pricing across multiple retail targets.
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02
Fungus Toast
Biological warfare simulation. Strategic deployment of fungal agents across hostile territory. Mutation protocols active.
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03
Dyson Sphere
Operation Stellar Harvest. Energy extraction at a civilizational scale. The kind of project that makes even Q raise an eyebrow.
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04
QR Lead Gen
Field reconnaissance system. Deploy, scan, capture. Every contact is an asset.
Access Mission
Classified — MI6 Eyes Only — Clearance Level: 00
Type 007 for classified intel

🍸 Access Granted

Agent Nierhoff, your clearance has been verified. Vodka martini — shaken, not stirred — has been ordered to your position. M sends regards.

Fun fact: This entire portfolio site has 6 themed worlds, each hand-crafted with love and a license to kill.

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